Fruits

Three adventurers were captured by cannibals and presented to their chief. " We cannibals are not as uncivilised as you many think," said the chief. " I am giving the three of you a chance to live, but first you must each go into the jungle and pick any fruit that you may find and bring it back here."


After the few hours, the first adventurer came back with a rambutan. A few minutes later, the second adventurer came back with some berries.

" OK," the chief said. " You must each put the fruit that you found up your nostril.You must not laughnwhile doing so. Otherwise, you will be put to death."

The first adventurer tried to put the rambutan up his nose, but it all seemed too silly. He giggled and was immediately put to death. He went straight to heaven.

After a while, the second adventurer joined him. "Hey, didn't you just have a few berriers?" asked the first adventurer. " How did you die?"


"Well, I was doing fine," the second adventurer replied, " until I saw our buddy return carrying a durian."