the last straw
yesterday, when I was at tesco. it was the last straw. that was it. it went like this...
me at the frozen food section. looking at some products.
up comes a chinese lady. she looked at me and seemed doubtful, pondering upon something. after a few moments, she opened her mouth and asked.
lady: erm. "ni jiang hua yu ma?"(do you speak mandarin) ....pauses a while.."you melayu kah?"
"cakap melayu?"
me: ..................
stoned.
me: " jiang hua yu la. " (talk mandarin-la) fed up.
apparently she wanted to know the difference of a dairy product.
Do I NOT look chinese???? Mann... I remember I was looking at some stuff at the cyberia grocery shop some time ago, when the local indian storekeeper came up to me and asked " Hey, you foreign?"
Ok I know I do have more hair than a local chinese ah beng. The classic wan is this.
Industrial training penang. at the workshop.
my colleague: " Hey you chinese?"
me : "yea."
my colleague: " wuuuoo.. you ancestors have some mongolian blood from China or something?"
me: .............
me:.............
again.
apparently again I look like some modern Gengkhis Khan to him.
I AM A PURE HAINANESE CHINESE PURE BRED.
I EAT PORK WITH CHOP STICKS.
erm..maybe I don't watch chinese dramas..but
I JIANG HUA YU OK? ( not bothering to translate anymore. )
I LIKE CHINESE WOMEN.
I USED TO BE CALLED AH BENG. (maybe still am called by tat la..by some ppl. hehe.)
yesterday was the last straw.
maybe I shud get a 'curtain hair' or shave off everything else.
oh man that sounded kinda wrong.
erm.
whatever.
me. still chinese.
Blek.
Ja.
me at the frozen food section. looking at some products.
up comes a chinese lady. she looked at me and seemed doubtful, pondering upon something. after a few moments, she opened her mouth and asked.
lady: erm. "ni jiang hua yu ma?"(do you speak mandarin) ....pauses a while.."you melayu kah?"
"cakap melayu?"
me: ..................
stoned.
me: " jiang hua yu la. " (talk mandarin-la) fed up.
apparently she wanted to know the difference of a dairy product.
Do I NOT look chinese???? Mann... I remember I was looking at some stuff at the cyberia grocery shop some time ago, when the local indian storekeeper came up to me and asked " Hey, you foreign?"
Ok I know I do have more hair than a local chinese ah beng. The classic wan is this.
Industrial training penang. at the workshop.
my colleague: " Hey you chinese?"
me : "yea."
my colleague: " wuuuoo.. you ancestors have some mongolian blood from China or something?"
me: .............
me:.............
again.
apparently again I look like some modern Gengkhis Khan to him.
I AM A PURE HAINANESE CHINESE PURE BRED.
I EAT PORK WITH CHOP STICKS.
erm..maybe I don't watch chinese dramas..but
I JIANG HUA YU OK? ( not bothering to translate anymore. )
I LIKE CHINESE WOMEN.
I USED TO BE CALLED AH BENG. (maybe still am called by tat la..by some ppl. hehe.)
yesterday was the last straw.
maybe I shud get a 'curtain hair' or shave off everything else.
oh man that sounded kinda wrong.
erm.
whatever.
me. still chinese.
Blek.
Ja.
3 Comments:
yeah man...u're one **** of a hairy chinese:P
bulu lebat man
ahbeng still sounds pretty neat...or u'd prefer gengis:P muhaha
By
weeliem, at 4:58 PM
fuyohh...
did u know genghis khan can whack the crap out of any punk?
mayb u shd do it too...LOLZ...
anyway, we still remember you by your 'hose me down baby' that you did in IF camp,Broga... hahaha....
=P
By
jasonroag, at 5:20 PM
oh man..hahah...i think i shouldn't have done tat..seems like it left a permanent mark on everyone's memories...VJ sometimes still brings it up...wahahah...
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